TV shows NOT to watch

There's not much on to watch late at night, however I should have known not to put on '1000 Ways to Die'. It's a show that reenacts people's bizarre deaths. For example, this guy who had a job as a clown, was suffocated in his car (while drunk) because somehow his balloon pump filled up a giant balloon in his car and he couldn't get out of the car before getting stuck inside by the ballon. Another guy ran out of alcohol to drink, so he decided to drink gasoline from his motorcycle, and then threw up into a camp fire and burned to death. Hmmmm... both of these stories involve alcohol. Wait! So does the third one. This couple who had been married for seven years had not consumated their marriage yet because they both started hyperventilating every time they tried. So one night they finished off a bottle of wine and tried again - they were successful, but both died of heart attacks. You think I'm kidding!